Rainy Days Are My Fav!

Do you know me? Really well. Or at least you think you know me. How about 36 things that you didn't know...

 1. I don't swim. I don't know how. I'm pretty sure out of 9 kids...I'm the only one that doesn't know how to swim. I never wanted to know. Until about 4 months ago. When I was in aquatic therapy. But at this age...is it even possible to learn?

 2. I could eat whole pineapples for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. No lie! I absolutely adore fresh pineapple. And when they go on sale for 99 cents, I'm buying $30 worth. And not cooking for a week!

 3. I HATE feet. With a passion. Please never show me yours. I might just die. It doesn't matter if you take really good care of your feet or not. I'm just not into them. Mine? I take really good care of my feet. My nails are always neatly clipped and painted red. I moisturize my feet all the time. But I still don't want to be looking at them.

 4. Based off of #3, this shouldn't be a shock. I NEVER wear sandals. Ever! I'm just not into them. And I also HATE when my feet get dirty.

 5. So until I was about 28, I wanted 12 kids. I didn't care about how many boys or girls. Just 12 kids.

 6. Based off of #5 you'd think I was in a panic to have kids. Honestly, I still want 2-4 kiddos. But I'm also realistic. That I probably won't have any. And you know what, that's OK too. I realize with my age, and recent health issues, it's a looong shot. Because honestly, there's not even a man in the picture.

 7. I worked at Hooters. Yup. Those stupid shorts, were a part of my daily. While I was going to college. And you know what, it wasn't the worst job I had. I actually kinda enjoyed it. It was AMAZING money! Well, I was a hostess for a while. That wasn't good money. But being a server...that was good tips. Do you want to know something? I wasn't a really good server. But I made really good money. To any servers out there, just be nice. It's OK if you can't carry a crap load of food at once.

 8. Hold on to your horses. I also worked at a real working Ranch. Also in college. And that was hands down, my favorite job! I was the bookkeeper. My friend also owns the Ranch. But it was so much fun. And it made me yearn for a different kind of lifestyle.

 9. I want to own a little Ranch one day. Like 20 acres. With a big 'ol garden, some animals, and a wrap around porch. I really dream of this. And I know one day, it will be a reality.

10. During my professional training, I worked on the MedVac Team. And I'm deathly afraid of heights. Deathly! Those little planes, in storms, were crazy! But it was one of the best parts of my training. And I honestly miss it so much!

11. I didn't have a driver's license, for about 2 years. Well, it was still current. But I don't know what happened to the physical ID. Don't worry. I finally got one last year. When it was going to expire. Now it stays in the car at all times!

12. My favorite veggie is Brussels sprouts. As a kid, I didn't even want to look at them. But that was probably because I only saw them at places like Golden Corral. These days, I could eat them every single day!

13. I thoroughly regret, not taking up on of my parents' friends' offers. You know. To set me up with one of their sons. Honestly, all of my parents' friends...have nothing but sons. All of them! And since I was really small, each of them tried setting me up. Why was I so shy?

14. I've NEVER been bowling. Well, that's not 100% true. A couple of years ago, my cousin and his wife came home for a visit. And we all met up at the bowling alley. I went. But didn't actually bowl. Because I was embarrassed. Side note, my parents were in a bowling league for years!

15. I used to work in Sin City. At least once a month, one of the bands I played in, would travel to the desert. I loved it! Mostly because I got to dress up. And I loved to go dancing. Who hasn't danced on a table or two? Girl needed a little stress relief from work and school. Besides, all those work trips, got me through college. Debt free!

16. If I could live in any other state...it would be North Carolina. Or Georgia. Been to both for work. And I really liked both places.

17. I won't use any other restroom, besides the one at my home. No lie! I have this fear of germs. When I go to a hotel, I'm ridiculous too! And if anyone uses my restroom, I have to clean it, before I'll use it. I don't know if I could ever be married. Because this would be my deal breaker. Separate bathrooms perhaps?

18. I'm embarrassed about a lot things in life. Like I'm not as open as most people, to talk about certain subjects. Which is kinda hilarious. Because hello? Blog! My family just talks about everything. And anything. Without batting an eyelash.

19. Along the lines of #19, there is one thing that I'm absolutely not embarrassed about. Going to the gynecologist. I think more women, need to be OK with it. I go, and they tell you to strip down to nothing but that paper robe. OK. No problem. Please, just make sure nothing it wrong with me. Do whatever exam is necessary. Just make sure everything is OK.

20. Nothing on this earth, makes me get so excited...as Snail Mail. When I get something fun in the mail, it makes my entire week! And it can be something as small as a one line note.

21. I can't stand body hair. I think this goes back to when I was a cheerleader. And later when I was a performer. It can be 4 degrees outside, with 10 feet of snow, and I'll still be shaving. Because I can't stand to feel hair!

22. My favorite part of eating pizza, is the bubbles! I know. How weird. But it is my favorite part. So if we're out together...please leave those pieces for me.

23. I don't wear shorts. EVER! Another one of those flashbacks from cheerleading. We lived in shorts. And short skirts. Every. Single. Day! Do you know my neighbor still calls me red shorts? Because of this! These days, my legs are so white! And I just don't wear shorts. I did wear them to Aquatic Therapy. Only because it was the dead of winter. And I didn't have a bathing suit.

24. I used to make YouTube videos. Like back when YouTube first came out. About a year into having a very successful channel, my friend started making some of the videos with me. That was another way, that I paid for college...and a house. In 2012...we closed our channel. Because we were now living 100s of miles away from each other. And I was taking care of my Dad...who was super sick. I've made and posted a couple of videos. Have a ton, stored on my computer...that I've never uploaded. But I kind of want to start doing it more.

25. I CAN'T swallow pills. It's the worst thing ever. Especially with all the health things I've had going on...over the last year. So I have to crush them up. Mix them with something. It's horrible!

26. This one might shock some of you. But I NEVER wanted to go to college. But in my house, that wasn't an option. No matter how much I told my Dad. I WAS GOING TO COLLEGE. He even walked one of my applications into our local college.

27. I prefer hanging my laundry on the clothesline...to the dryer. Probably because my parents hung my clothes until I was 18. And when I moved out on my own, I also had a clothesline. Your laundry just smells so good, when it's hung outside.

28. I dream about the chicken and rice, that our friend makes. It's so good! I honestly, want to live with her, for 6 months. And learn how to cook like her.

29. My favorite Zoo animal has always been the flamingo. I don't know why. But since I was little, I needed to see the flamingos. I have so many pictures, just hanging out by the flamingos.

30. Bath time...is my favorite time of the week! As much as I like a scorching hot shower. My favorite thing, is a hot bath. Usually on Sunday nights. But...I haven't been able to do this...in months. Because of my injury.

31. I was a college cheerleader for 1 semester. It was so much fun! Way more fun that high school. But also way more dangerous. And after 9 months, I decided that my health was more important.

32. I'd give anything for a Cattleman's steak...right this minute. They are so yummy! And it was one of my favorite things, about living down south.

33. I don't like milk. As in, you will NEVER find me drinking a glass of milk. But take me to a dairy, and let me have some fresh milk. Like right out of the cow...yum! Warm, thick, creamy. That's my kind of milk.

34. I don't like celebrating my birthday. I LOVE to celebrate anyone else. But me? I'm just not into it. I don't like to be the center of attention. It gives me anxiety.

35. I've been to some fun professional sports stuff. And really enjoyed it. I've gone to see quite a few NASCAR races, the Redskins play, the RedSox, and the Rangers. So much fun!

36. Camping is one of my favorite things! I LOVE to sleep under the stars. And eat a yummy breakfast, on a crisp morning. Go on hikes, fishing, and taking long naps under the trees. I'm not into camping with a motor home. More of the "Let's sleep under the stars," kind of experience.

Bonus #37: Rainy nights are my favorite! There is just something about a good rain. And at night. It's probably the only time, I sleep really well.

Well, that's it for today. Off to go enjoy the rainy day. I just want to take a shower, and put my onesie on. Can't a gal just enjoy life?

XOXO,
Desiree

What Have I Been Up To?

Hey Guys! Thought I'd do a little..."What We've Been Up To." Life is always a bit crazy. But lately, we've been running at 100MPH. Here goes...

 1. In case you missed it, we announced our "Gifting" for the year...via our Love for Blue Foundation. So proud of this accomplishment! We gifted $3500 to ABQ Youth. And countless cards, notes, and little gifts via Love Caregivers.

 2. We are 100% into the Growers' Markets. Wow! We are so busy! You can see our schedule here. It's different from last year. This year, the arts and craft vendors, rotate weekends. And spots. So I make sure to put all the info, on our Facebook page.

This weekend we'll be at the ABQ Downtown Growers' Market. Spot #91. And the ABQ Rail Yards Market. Spot #22. That's our regular spot. All season long! Hope to see you there!

 3. We started a new Market this week. The Wednesday Lunch Market. It's at Civic Plaza, from 11AM-2PM. Yesterday was Opening Day. We had a lot of fun. It got hot. And for the last hour, all I wanted to do...was jump in the Splash Pad area. With all the kids.

I can't really tell you, when we'll be there. They let us know on Tuesday night...doesn't give much notice. But it's a fun Market! There are a few farmers, some food, lots of crafts, free yoga, some music, the Splash Pad is open, and you can come say Hi!

 4. I started a new blog. After a frustrating celebration. Were the manager, was so racist. And it took everything inside me, to not throw a Toddler Tantrum. No lie! So I started a blog.

If you've followed me, for a number of years...you may remember another food/restaurant blog that I had. It was super successful. I stayed anonymous. And after 5 years, I sold it. That one also started, after a bad experience. When we went to eat at Garcia's. Words are powerful!

Truth be told, I've probably spent more time eating out, in my lifetime...than any other person. I'm not here to bash people/restaurants. But for real...have some respect for your customers!

 5. I'm still looking for a job. Something I was counting on, just didn't pan out. But I'm not letting that get me down. Just got to figure something out.

I need to be able to work a flexible schedule, be somewhat close to home, or only work events. Maybe part-time? I was talking to a friend that runs a Food Truck. And perhaps, during the larger events...I can go help her. Take the orders, keep things stocked, help her setup and tear down.

In case you don't know my situation, I can't go back to work full time. I have to take care of my Momma. Actually, I'm not supposed to leave her alone. But sometimes, I need to. So I need to have the flexibility to continue caring for her. And if she's having a bad week, I need to be able to stay home with her.

 6. I'm working...sorta...with a Farmer Friend. I still do a lot of work with the DOH. Lots to do with their Meal Planning/Cooking Classes. And they needed a farmer. To purchase food from, take kiddos to their farm, and have them come into the office to sell their products.

Well, I wasn't sure who to ask. When I got the request from my boss. But there is a farmer, that lives down the road. I met him at the Market. And he is super sweet. He knows I need some work. And we kinda got into this venture together.

I'm not selling at his Market stand, or working on his farm. But we're working on this venture together. What's that saying..."Scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours." Ya, we are helping each other out.

I know there are other people that I could have turned to. But let's be real. They totally screwed me over. So what's that other saying? "Sleep with one eye open." I'm not that mean. But really? Could you have done me wrong...any worse?

So there you go. I'll be doing weekly field trips to a farm, writing recipes, teaching some classes at the DOH...and let's be real. Probably helping a little at the Market Stand. On my off weeks. Because I need some dinero. Thank You friend! Oh, I'm also going to help my friend get his social media going, for his farm. He has accounts set up. But doesn't really use them. Time to start taking pics of plants, veggies, and anything farm related!

 7. I've been working really hard on our fundraisers. Our Annual Fun Run/Car Show is indefinitely postponed. Our first date was moved, after my Nanie's passing. I just felt, that we needed to pay some respect. Our next date, conflicts with something else. So I'm thinking September. I'll keep you updated.

The Tea Party though...I'm in full swing! August can't come soon enough. We've got a bunch of teapots. I've got a menu planned. Some crafts too. I'm just waiting to 100% secure the location. I'm thinking it will be too hot, to be outside. So I've been talking with a local Community Center.

So here are some of the details. The Tea Party is open to all ages! Grannys, Mommas, Little Girls. We're almost positive, that we are going to charge $25 for adults. And $10 for girls 10 and under. We are encouraging dressing up. I'm thinking of hosting a tea cup exchange. We we'll have our crafts for sale. As well as some affordable jewelry. And perhaps...some tea related items.

And for our Dinner and Dance...planning is also well on it's way. I was hoping to use a friend to cater. But it's looking more and more, like we're going to do the cooking. Because, Hello! This is a fundraiser. I can't pay $20 a plate. And only charge $25. It just doesn't make sense.

I've got the entertainment secure. And I'm still waiting to decide on which location. There are 2, that I have in mind. I've talked to them, drawn up a contract, and done some research. I just need to pull the trigger. Oh, and in case you missed it...this fundraiser will be in October.

To be honest, I'm a little overwhelmed. It's a TON of work. And I'm pretty much, the entire workforce. Ideally, we didn't want all the events so close together. But, it is what it is. Life happened, dates got moved, and here we are.

For 2019, and forward...I hope to have this schedule. The Fun Run Fundraiser/Car Show at the end of April. Our Tea Party at the beginning of August. And our Dinner and Dance...in October. That's our goal!

 8. I'm still waiting on my Driver's License. I went and renewed mine, over a month ago. I still haven't gotten it, in the mail. And I still have 2 weeks, before I can file a complaint. Ugh! That is also the reason, I can't go apply for work. They won't take my paper version...

Because I tried. And my State Work ID, won't cut it. Argh! I just need a job. And eventually, my Driver's License. Does anyone know of any jobs? Watching kids, cooking, whatever...

 9. I'm trying to convince my Mom, to go on vacay. With her sisters. But she feels guilty. Why? Because I've been wanting to go to Disney. And she would be going. I'm trying so hard, to get her to go. I think it would be good for her. Besides, they invited her!

I think my Mom feels guilty, because I'm staying behind. We had already asked my sister to watch our dogs. We were thinking, of going on a Road Trip. And she said yes. But this is different. So I told my Mom, I'd stay home. She can go have some fun. Lay on the beach, spend time with her sisters, and spend a day at Disney.

Because honestly, I've been worried about my Mom. She is struggling. Health wise. And I'm not sure, what's going on. I don't know if it's physical. Or if she's feeling down. Or what is going on. But I just want her to go have some fun!

To be 100% truthful, I am a bit jelly. You know, I was so used to travelling. For work. Other than work, I didn't do too much on these trips. But it was fun, to just go somewhere. Get out of town. See something different.

Oh, and I've been dying to go to Disney. For probably 2 years. I'm a BIG kid at heart! Let's just get that straight. But what can a girl do? I was telling one of my friends. Who happens to be a musician in Disney World. What was his answer? Pack up the dogs, and fly to Orlando. While my Mom is going to be gone for 10 days...he wants me to go hangout in Florida. Hit Disney, go fishing in the Atlantic, and just chill. It sounds like a dream...

10. I started organizing a Crochet Class. I was doing them last year. And the interest dwindled away. But apparently, people want to do it again. I've had a TON of interest. Especially at the Growers' Markets.

This time, I'll be charging. I've realized, my time is worth something too. I was asked to do a class, at a local craft store. The owner is looking to get more traffic into her store. She won't be charging me, until January. It's a pretty good deal. And whatever I charge, will be 100% mine.

I'm thinking $20 a person. $30 if you want me to get your supplies. I think that should be good. Pays for my time. Still makes it affordable, for my potential students. Because I was noticing at JoAnn's and Hobby Lobby, the classes go on sale for $50! Also, I'm still thinking of doing something at the Library again. Maybe the same price. Maybe a little less. Not sure. But I will definitely keep everyone up-to-date.

11.  I started a new venture. I'll be incorporating it into our fundraisers. The hint...$5. I think most people will get it. I can't sell it at the Growers' Markets. Because I didn't make it. But you know, it will help!

12. Anyone want hang out? Do a little Recipe Exchange? Or Dinner Club sort of thing. No lie! Been putting a little something together. I used to do these all the time. When I lived alone. I miss it! So I'm started it all over again. :)

Let me know if you are interested. We can meet once a month. Each person can make a dish. And we can get together to eat. You know, we'd have a theme or something. Or maybe have one person in charge of the meal each month. It really is a fun thing. And is usually about 8-10 people. So it's not too crazy!

I think that's it. For the moment. I mean, we are doing a ton more. But I'm not sure on a lot of the details. And if I can share them yet. So we are going to leave it here. Happy Thursday!

XOXO,
Desiree

Rain or Shine #8

This past week has been a little hilarious. Even for me! Let's get started on our week...

When It Rains;

 1. Family issues. So tired of them. Wish I could move away!

 2. Dogs in H-E-A-T! The next person to give us a dog...better have paperwork on them. And have them fixed. Or willing to help. I might just punch the person in the face. No I won't...but I sure feel like it. Especially this week. Our 2 dogs are fixed. The new one...not so much. So she is only allowed in the kitchen.

 3. This weather swing. I just want it to be cold. Or Spring like. Not constantly changing. It's driving me nuts.

 4. Running into that man. Twice in one week! Looking a hot mess. Really, I do wear normal clothes when I go out. And do more, than just wash my face. I just happened to see him twice. In one week. Looking like a bum off the street! Because who did I think I was going to see? I had to run to the ATM, to deposit some checks. And a few days later...I had to pick up 3 things at the grocery store. At 7AM! I also think my sweats, had a big 'ol hole on my butt. How embarrassing!

 5. Not being a full time 2018 Vendor at the ADGM. Ugh! I'm super disappointed about that. Because we followed all the rules. And the vendors that didn't, got in. Ugh!

 6. Driving in the rain...with bad wipers. We need new ones. Desperately! I should probably do that today.

 7. All of our favorite shows...being on some stupid break. I'm thinking it has to do with the Olympics being on. But I'm ready to have some good TV back!

 8. This dumb sleep schedule I'm on. I fall asleep early, then I'm up at midnight. Ugh! Then I'm exhausted all day long. It's so draining. But I'm not sure what to do.

Sunny As Can Be!:

 1. Getting to visit my Grandma is always a blast! Especially when my Sister is involved.

 2. Speaking of Sister J...I always enjoy time with her. It's precious time. Because we don't do it much. Friday we spent a few hours with her. Visiting my Grandma and having lunch. I think we were at Chili's for 2 or 3 hours...just catching up!

 3. Long afternoon naps. I can't even begin to tell you, how many I've had this week. I've been so exhausted. For no reason. And it's been so nice, to just sleep.

 4. Running into Market friends, while grocery shopping. Who cares that I looked a mess. We joked around, while waiting for the Butcher.

 5. Fun lunch dates with my Momma. Walk About Wednesday, really is a good deal. And super delish!

 6. Getting my first birthday card. A month early! Ya, that happened. Even if it was from Hallmark. :)

 7. Solidifying our fundraiser dates. That is always exciting! I can't wait until our 2nd fundraiser!!! Can we say Tea Party?

 8. My new pre-bedtime binge of YouTube vids. Yup, I'm enjoying that! It's been a while, since I had watched a lot of my favorite channels.

 9. New books. I'm always looking for something to read. And I had a friend give me a bunch of books. Can't wait to read them!

10. Self Care Sundays. More importantly, taking time for me. It's just been nice to sit and relax. Definitely something I want to keep up.

11. Craft supply shopping with my Momma. Always a good time! Even if we just bought yarn. And cookies. There may have also been a donut or two. ;)

12. Playing with makeup. At 2AM. Because I couldn't sleep. And had watched way too many tutorials. I need to do that more!

How's your week been? Anything extra fun happen? Or anything I should try out. Books I should read? Etc. Happy Thursday!

XOXO,
Desiree

To All Their Mommas

I'm in my mid thirties. An Aries. MDRD by day. Musician by night. Turned professional crafter. LOVE to decorate for every holiday. Bake a million things a week, and then deliver them to family, friends, and neighbors.

I'm 30 something, and have never brought a man home. To meet my family. My friends, became my family, when I needed them most! I'm independent. And stubborn. I'm not dating. And have no kids.

I have a home. Take care of my Momma. And our 2 pups. I'm also the ONLY female...between my parents' friends. Friends who all have sons. Who MOSTLY don't like their daughters-in-law. And constantly, want me to be their next daughter-in-law.

Let me tell you, as much as you know about me...you don't know the REAL ME. I know that most of these wonderful ladies, have known me at least 20 years. If not, my ENTIRE life. But you still don't know ME. The real person inside. That has dreamt of babes, since I was 4 years old. Who cries herself to sleep, because I miss my Daddy that much. And the woman who panics, because her Momma gets an unexpected pain.

I thought maybe, YOU needed this letter. You know, before you kick out your current DIL. And start planning for your son and I to get hitched. And have a million babes. Because this quiet girl...she's got a TON of baggage!



Dear Mommas,

Yes, I'm 30 something or another. You've never seen me bring home a boyfriend. Or heard me talk of one. But that doesn't mean, I don't have a history. That there hasn't been a gentleman or two...or however many, that hasn't stolen this girl's heart. With a deep southern drawl, heavy accent, blue eyes, loving spirit, or gentle heart.

My heart has done flips. And pitter patters. I've dreamt of a house full of the cutest blue eyed babes. I have looked like that heart eyed emoji...more than once. I've also had a house completely full, of 4 and unders. Playing games, decorating cupcakes, and dressed head to toe...in princess outfits. Because I'm the coolest Nana, Tia, and T-Lo around!

I'm much more, than the quiet and polite lady, that you see. Much more, than the gal that sends you cards for holidays and birthdays, shows up with pineapple upside down cake, or lends a hand...when you least expect it. Those are all things, that bring me joy. But it's the tiniest part, of who I am.

5 minutes before any event...I'm usually the last person you want to see. Short. Sometimes yelling. Running around in my underwear. A sea of clothes, on the floor. Trying to find the car keys. Probably herding 2 pups into the kitchen, dropping dog treats, 1 shoe on, trying to find my Mom's cane, and probably trying to wrap up some sort of dessert. Yes, I probably need a lesson in patience. And time management. And I'm probably a hot and sweaty mess!

I own too much makeup. Especially since I REFUSE only wear it to go to a funeral, wedding, and maybe out to a special dinner. Let's not talk about my nail polish collection. And how every single time, I open a drawer, at least 10 bottles come crashing out. Or the weirdness...that is my hair!

Surprise me with a visit? I'm probably in some sort of workout clothes. Or oversized sweats. With maybe a 25% chance, that I actually went on a walk that day. If you're real lucky, I'm in my PJs. Because what is better than PJs. I'm not sure, whether it is day 1, 2, or 3 in the same PJs. Going to daily Mass, has improved this somewhat. But who are we kidding.? I'm usually home by 7:30AM...and back in those PJs.

I'm less likely to have $20 in my purse to lend you. And 99.9% sure, you'll instead find yarn and a crochet hook. Because I'm impossibly behind on my orders. Yes, I'm a college educated woman. With hundreds of thousands of dollars, worth of degrees. And I haven't worked full time, in so many years...I can't remember. Because my family comes first! And I've been a full time caregiver, for 7 years. Oh, and I'm ALMOST 100% certain, that I'll have a piece of dark chocolate in that purse.

Speaking of families, I pray that your son, is close to his siblings. I know he comes from a good family...because I know you. But I don't know about his relationships, with his siblings. I say this, because mine suck! Bad! Not all my fault. It's just what happens in a blended family. That didn't blend well. And I want to have some good relationships in my life. I want my kiddos, to have aunts and uncles...that I can trust. Who will love my kiddos, unconditionally.

A total bonus, if your son takes my Momma out. Like once a month. Nothing fancy. Maybe to lunch. Or to the Natural History Museum. Something. Get to know her. Love her, like she's their momma. Make her feel included. I'm all she's got.

Know that I will try my hardest, to split holidays. Between our families. But truth be known...there is no negotiating on Christmas Eve. From 4-7PM...we will be at the cemetery. Decorating graves. Visiting my Daddy. It's what we do. And it will NOT change. We also don't open presents, until Christmas morning. After church...and breakfast. Who am I kidding...we're lucky to open Christmas presents before New Year's Day. It's ALWAYS been this way in my family!

I'm hard headed. Set in my ways. I don't trust people. I find it hard to let people in. I don't communicate well. I almost always check messages (text, FB, emails) 2 months too late. But if your someone special, I always try my best to call you. Or send you something in the mail. Speaking of mail, I LOVE to get a handwritten card or note...even a cute picture from a kiddo.

I like to spend lazy Sundays, reading books. Rainy nights, on the porch. Doing nothing. But watching the rain fall. And early mornings, alone with my Bible. Church is also a MUST! Every single Sunday. No questions asked. God is #1 in my life. And I pray every single day, to find a man, who has put God in that #1 spot too!

If your son doesn't like dogs, we probably won't like each other. I'm a Momma, to one very crazy girl. Who has to suck her Momma's thumb, like a bottle. And reads/watches Little Critter Go To Bed on my iPad. Just so she can sleep. Yes, she sleeps with me. And there is also a good chance, my Mom's crazy dog is sleeping with me too!

My dog, is like a baby. She has a better wardrobe, than most people I know. Gets multiple baths a week. Goes on car rides. Jams to Bruno Mars. Wakes me up, with puppy kisses. And steals everyone's heart. She has better insurance than I have. And will most likely, become a big sister, before 2018.

Yes, I will cook for your son, do his laundry, and clean the house. I will change dirty diapers...but ONLY those of my own babes! Speaking of my babes...they will have cloth diapers and be breast fed. When they need baby food...I will make that too. I've had lots of practice with my Goddaughters!

I know you stalk my Instagram feed, Twitter page, and Facebook. And you comment about the food I make. But what you don't know is, when I'm tired...or it's too hot...we eat cereal. Or Little Cesar's pizza. I'm keeping it real here. But you can ALWAYS count on us having freshly baked cakes. And dog treats!

I also do my laundry at 2AM. Because I can't sleep. And it's cheaper. I like to hang my clothes on a clothesline. And do our dishes by hand. I don't like to share the remote. Or iron clothes. And I find it most comfortable, to sleep on the floor. Also, have you ever realized, I never use the restroom around you? I have a phobia about that. Only at home, and I don't like to share a bathroom. I know, I have problems! But you need to know these things.

I'm also crazy, when it comes to OCD. Either everything has it's place, or it's total chaos. I like to clean people's refrigerators...and closets. Nothing gives me more pleasure, than a well stocked pantry and fridge. That are organized. Oh, and on a regular I buy onions, garlic, cilantro, persimmons, mushrooms, broccoli rabe, and leeks. And I cook with them! If you're eating my food, these things are in the dishes I make!

But if your son is looking for anything fried...like chicken, sopapillas, or fries...I don't do it. I'm scared to death, of hot oil. I can't fry an egg, if my life depended on it! I also don't make posole, menudo, pig's feet, sheep's brain, or tamales. So you better be on speed dial. I don't eat them. And I don't make them.

I drive too fast. I've been told, my driving is a mix of Texas and Mexico. I get road rage. All the time! And HATE for people to mess with the radio. But I have music ADD in the car. I am also known for having crazy dance parties in my car! And NEVER wear my seat belt while driving. I get carsick, when anyone else drives. I also get paranoid. If I could, I'd wear 10 seat belts...when anyone else is driving.

When it comes to telling people no, I don't know how to do it. And get suckered into so much. That my calendar is always overflowing. With more things, than you can comfortably do. In reality, most weekends I wish I could stay home in bed. And not feel guilty.

Oh, and your son better love the Growers' Market. I spend so much time loading, unloading, setting up, tearing down, and making things for the Market. By the time I unload our stuff at 6:35AM, I'm sweating like a 500 lb man! And I tell my Mom, the first man to do this willingly, I will marry. It's the part of the Market Life, that I HATE!

I will be doing this, and other fundraising, for the rest of my life. No doubt about that. I take our foundation seriously. Although, there are some days, when I just want to ignore it. But I know it's important. So much of my day, is consumed with LFB.

Did I mention, I'm kinda crazy? The whole, "Watch out for the quiet ones..." well you may not know that side of me. Nor does my family. But I am kinda, well nuts. Ask my friends. I've been known to dance on bails of hay, because they were there. Or walk on top of farm fences. Pretend I was married...because my friend needed me to. To literally "Seal a Deal," he was making for his business. The people he was doing business with, needed him to be married. I don't know all the details of that deal. But it was worth millions. And I needed to fly across the country, multiply times. Going to crazy dinners, wearing a 5 million dollar ring. Talk about nuts!

Girls' Nights with my friends...I'm just glad I'm the "photographer" of the group. And no one has that documented. Because I don't know what I'd say. Vegas for us...was definitely about work. But we took the whole "Work hard, play harder" to heart. There have been crazy nights of dancing, hilarious game nights, and just wild and crazy times...that we can't talk about.

Even if my guys friends...we've had plenty of Poker Nights. That I'd like to relive. But NEVER talk about. The Crazy Lady comes out to play! But it's all in good fun! So is the crazy table top dancing Mariachi...that only comes out to play...when my friends are around. ;)

I can't explain why I own so many bustiers. Or crazy lingerie. How I once worked at Hooters. Or the crazy costumes I once wore, when we performed. And now, I won't wear shorts in public. Forget a bathing suit! Or anything that is remotely tight fitting. Or might show too much skin. I'm just not comfortable like that.

I'm quite short tempered. Hot headed. Short of patience. Strong willed. Get blinded by my goals. Have big dreams. And like alone time. I don't depend on others. Or ask for help. Too many people, give me anxiety. To be brutally honest, I think at times...I could live a pretty happy life, not actually seeing people.

When I think about kids, it makes me all warm and fuzzy  inside. Unlike most women, I think it's a good thing, that your son has some littles. Or even teenagers. But I also want some babes of my own. I once wanted 12 kids. But these days, I'd be happy with 2. I have names picked out...but I won't tell you either!

My heart sings, when I see a man playing sports with his kiddos. I think it would be amazing to see your son, coaching his littles in some sort of team sport. Or dancing away, with his daughter. When I was a musician, that was the thing I enjoyed the most. Seeing a dad making a complete fool out of himself, to dance with his daughter. And to make her smile!

And music, definitely the center of my life. So I guess your son has to love that too! Like spending the evening in Old Town, listening to music. Or going to see Mariachis. Or concerts. Also, having our littles learn some sort of music.

Did I mention? I don't trust people. And want to be home, with my babes until they go to school. I want to be THAT parent, who volunteers. And makes Pinterest worthy snacks and treats. I want my kids, to have all the opportunities that I had. And to be able to follow their dreams.

I'm working on a lot of my issues. Turning to God. Giving him my struggles and worries. Praying on so many things. But I'm not perfect! Never have been. Never will be. I may have run into the ocean, in a MOH dress. After my friends' Disney wedding. Because my other friend proposed to me. At the time, drowning seemed like the best option...

I also find myself, pouring over orphaned baby pics. Thinking I might have to do this alone. And somewhere out there, is a babe that needs a momma. I also question myself daily. About the direction my life is taking. And if I'll ever go back to medicine. Because I'm not sure, my heart is in it anymore.

Even with all this, my heart is open. To all things that are possible. It might be your son. And it might not. I'm one woman. And there are quite a few of your sons. I pray hard every single day. And know, somewhere out there...my husband is doing life. That one day, we'll find each other. And his current adventures...he'll share them with me. As part of his history.

And I pray to God, that he makes me a better woman. Teaches me, the things I need to learn. Shows me, how to live a better life. And loves me, despite my faults. It's the only way really. To be together, making each other better people.

Who knows what the future holds for me. But don't think for one minute, that I'm perfect. Or that your son's life will automatically change...because I'm in it. As much life as we've lived together...you've seen a lot! But it's probably only been 10% of what makes me tick. So let's pray together. And see what happens.

XOXO,
Desiree